Fairy, Please Behave. I'm Just a Proper Cultivator

"The Great Dao is as hard to find as a needle in the sea, and the search ends in sorrow. Life is brief as a summer cicada's cry. Why not find joy amid the hardship?"

"I, Lin Che, have dreamed since childhood of reaching the heavens and surpassing all others. I belong atop the highest peak, gazing down with a laugh at the mountains below!"

"..."

His cool and aloof master asked, "So... that's why you climbed to the peak to watch your junior sisters bathe?"

Lin Che replied, "Master, please see reason!"

"I was only trying to teach the junior sisters to be more aware of danger through practical experience!"

And so...

The Canglan Sword Sect lost a senior brother who loved admiring the mountains, while the Myriad Worlds gained an immortal cultivator who loved lending others a helping hand.

"Miss, I see darkness between your brows."

"A bloody misfortune will befall you soon. Why not come with me to the temple for a reading? It will surely ward off danger and bring you good fortune!"

"B-but..."

The young woman blushed. "Master, why do I have to change clothes for a fortune reading?"

Years later.

Lin Che watched the growing crowd of holy maidens and fairies behind him, all shouting for his blood, and nearly wept.

"Ladies, please behave yourselves! This humble cultivator is truly a respectable immortal cultivator!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.