Fragile College Student? I’m a Steel-Spined Counselor!

An 85-year-old grandma walks briskly, while a 20-year-old college student blacks out just trying to tie his shoelaces.

Su Xian transmigrates to another world and works as a university counselor for a year. He's been to the emergency room and the interrogation room, smelled the stench of the men's dorm, and seen the mess in the women's dorm.

He's dealt with lovesick students of both sexes threatening to kill themselves after breakups, and helped rescue students from a pyramid scheme.

He's even gone to the police station to bail out a male student caught soliciting a prostitute. Damn, the kid had his student ID on him and even asked for a discount.

Some students go on holiday on the 20th, and by the 30th they're already in a scam compound in northern Myanmar. They still haven't been brought home.

Some college students go hiking, accidentally stumble into a secret military base, get mistaken for spies, and are taken into custody. In the end, Su Xian and the university president have to go rescue them.

Other students get stranded in Iraq and can't do their homework. Furious, Su Xian hires a group of mercenaries and forcibly brings them back to campus to finish their assignments.

Five-star counselor MacArthur says, "From now on, if you're going out of town to meet someone you met online, make sure to tell me or your roommate exactly where you're going, so we can rescue you as quickly as possible."

The epic documentary, The Iron-Fisted Counselor Su Xian, continues to air for you.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.