I Chop Down Trees with a Laser Cannon, So Why Are You Panicking, Eagle Sauce?

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Sun Yuan became a student at the National University of Defense Technology and gained heaven-defying comprehension.

Just then, Eagle Sauce set up a Disinformation Bureau to mislead other countries about the direction of scientific research, deliberately leaking some cutting-edge technology.

The world was shaken!

But when Sun Yuan saw it...

You saw a low-power laser blinding weapon doctored by the Beautiful Country's Disinformation Bureau. Inspired, you created a laser cannon!

And so,

Eagle Sauce's Disinformation Bureau became Sun Yuan's treasure trove of inspiration.

Controlled nuclear fusion, the Nantianmen Project, the Xuannv's test flight, electromagnetic pistols... He made them all!

As one technology after another became reality and the news spread, Eagle Sauce was dumbfounded!

I make stuff up, and you do too?

The Eagle Sauce Disinformation Bureau refused to back down: Our troops are already equipped with exoskeletons!

The great power: Our troops have already been successfully equipped with powered mechs!

Eagle Sauce: We've successfully developed high-energy laser weapons!

The great power: We use laser cannons to chop down trees.

Then the truth came out.

Eagle Sauce: ???

Bro, I was just bragging! You actually built it?!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.