Romance? Not Even a Dog Would Date in This Life!

In his first life, when his long-distance girlfriend Zhang Yan broke up with him, Gu Yun did everything he could to win her back. In the end, though, he still lost to the 390,000 yuan bride price.

In his second life, Gu Yun trusted money more than love. He worked himself to the bone, but still got involved with that female coworker. She loved him very much, until the woman shoved a court summons at him and falsely accused him of assaulting her. Dating? Not even a dog would do it!

In his third life, when he was on the verge of a breakup, he thought: Break up! Break up as hard as you can! Dating? Not even a dog would do it!

His long-distance girlfriend Zhang Yan: "Then let me chase you, okay? Give me one more chance. I can't lose you!"

Shao Yu from the Fine Arts Department: "You're so good at painting, junior. I wonder if you'd be interested in painting my..."

Gu Yun's recently divorced counselor: "Gu Yun, something's come up at home. Could you come over tonight..."

Gu Yun: "I really wasn't trying to date anyone. What are you all doing?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.