System, You're Slandering Me! I'm an Honest Man and Never Show Off

"Congratulations, Host, you've been bound to the Show-Off System!"

"Sorry, you've got the wrong set. I'm a decent person and never show off. You've got the wrong guy. Take the next right and head into that dead-end alley. There's a guy from the Sky-Shattering Gang named Hua Wuque there. He's the one you're looking for."

The Show-Off System gave the man a disdainful look. "What's your name?"

"..." "Uh..." "Emm..." "... Bing Jiao Qing Han."

The Show-Off System said, "Congratulations, Host! You successfully showed off! Style points +10."

"I'm a decent person."

"Congratulations, Host! You showed off again! Style points +99."

"I never show off..."

"Congratulations, Host! You showed off yet again! Style points +10086."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.