A Teacher's Day Thank-You: Giving the Principal a Silicone Kidney Cup

Li Gua transmigrates into the body of an eight-year-old elementary school student. Having hated studying in his previous life, he sets out on a path of skipping school!

At the opening ceremony, he gives a speech on behalf of the new students and sings "It's Raining." A torrential downpour suddenly hits, forcing the school to postpone the start of classes!

On his first day of class, he comes across an injured tiger and decisively brings it into the school for treatment, leaving the school nurse stunned!

On his second day of class, he leads human traffickers from northern Myanmar onto campus. Once the authorities get the news, the armed police rush into action!

On his third day of class, he catches a king cobra with his bare hands, causing a stir at the fire brigade!

On Teacher's Day, he unexpectedly finds a brand-new silicone masturbator and decides to give it to the principal!

The principal is mortified: "Guys, can you believe this?! What kind of student gives their principal a silicone masturbator for Teacher's Day?!"

The homeroom teacher exclaims: "Children speak without guile, and a child's heart is the truest. This kid did what we've always wanted to do but never dared to!"

Li Gua thought giving the principal a silicone masturbator for Teacher's Day was the most outrageous thing he could do!

But then he receives a government commendation for reporting prostitution and taking part in an anti-vice operation.

Everyone at the school cries out in amazement: "Emperor Gua, you're incredible!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.