What Does It Feel Like to Wake Up and Get Kissed by Bai Lu?

Question: What's it like to wake up and find Bai Lu kissing you by force?

Answer: You ask what it's like! It's terrifying, of course. I remember the first time she forced a kiss on me, I thought I'd been kidnapped. I had just arrived somewhere unfamiliar and woken up when this huge face suddenly came close. I was scared out of my wits. Now, when she kisses me, I don't really feel anything anymore, but I still want to make her happy, so I pretend to be startled by her.

Comments: Out of everything I've read, this guy's story sounds the most believable.

Comments: You must fantasize about this a lot. Nothing wrong with that, just don't fool yourself into thinking it's real.

Comments: What a waste that this guy isn't a screenwriter.

Yan Feng read the comments under his post without getting angry. He smiled and didn't reply.

"What are you doing, hubby? Mwah, kiss!" Bai Lu leaned in and gave him her usual forced kiss.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.