Steal a Bride and Gain Immortality: When Guo Fu Marries, I Steal Huang Rong

Anyone who’s mooched off someone else knows: it feels great, but it’s dangerous!

Cao Song transmigrates into a world of martial arts and decides to live off Guo Fu to stay alive.

Unfortunately, Guo Fu is already engaged to Yelu Qi, and Huang Rong catches him in bed with her.

At this critical moment, the Wuxia Wanderer System awakens and gives him a main quest:

Guo Fu is about to get married, and the groom isn’t you. Will you crash the wedding?

Choice One: Wish Guo Fu well and end this immoral relationship. Reward: the skill Longing Sword.

Choice Two: Risk being mocked as a toad lusting after a swan and crash Guo Fu’s wedding in front of everyone. Reward: the skill Tender-Blade.

Choice Three: Risk being beaten to death by Guo Jing, one of the Five Greats, and crash Huang Rong’s wedding. Reward: the Passionate Blaze Palm.

Cao Song furrows his brow, realizing there’s more to this than meets the eye, and decisively chooses Choice Three.

The quest immediately goes off the rails. The first prerequisite quest is to kill ten notorious rapists, and the skill upgrades to the max-level Tathagata Palm.

From then on, the martial world gains a wedding-crashing maniac. Word is that Zhou Zhiruo, Ren Yingying, Lin Shiyin, Kong Ci, and Li Hanyi are all getting married!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.