Genshin Impact: A Respectable Merchant With Followers Across Teyvat

Our shop is run with integrity. Delivery throughout Teyvat, or pick up in store.

What? Not enough Mora?

I'm an honest businessman. Maybe another day~

Don't fight, come one at a time. To keep things fair, how about we tally each time by making a mark on your leg?

What? Which character for the tally? Of course, the one in "honest"!

Lisa: That O Bubble Milk Drink you pushed on me last night is all your fault. My elemental energy was so strong, my whole body ached all day~

Klee: Put Mushroom Choco back in stock again! A big one, please. The big ones have milk filling, and Klee wants some~ Oh, and one Dodoco too~

Hu Tao: Where's the AD Calcium Milk I ordered? Why hasn't it arrived yet! You promised to make it right after I missed out on the last one!

Raiden Ei: Compared to Tricolor Dango, I much prefer that thing you sold me last night that crackled and popped in my mouth.

Miko: Little one, you wouldn't want Ei to find out what happened last night, would you? Then sell me another Crystal Love Jelly. I'll even let you touch my tail~

Furina: Where's Luo Feibai? Why hasn't it gotten to my turn yet? Death penalty!

Luo Feibai is a little confused. How did running a small shop honestly turn all his customers into his consorts?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.