You Were Hired as a Security Guard, So Why Are You Unclogging the Female Homeowner's Drain?

They told you to work as a security guard!

So why did you go unclog a rich woman's drain?

They told you to have dinner at the policewoman's house!

So why did you bring a whole gang of criminals to your future father-in-law? Are you just trying to give people what they want?

They told you to collect the neighborhood's parking fees!

So why did you find a C4 bomb in a luxury car?

After three years as a security guard,

he's managed to invent nuclear fission!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.