Drunk in Chang'an, and You Wrote a City Full of Golden Armor?

After transmigrating to a parallel world barren of poetry, Yi Han becomes a security guard at Chang'an TV Station.

One day, the station holds a contest to choose an ambassador for the ancient city of Chang'an, with its thousand-year history.

Contestants must not only have an impressive appearance and bearing, but also write their own promotional slogan.

After his colleagues pour baijiu down him, Yi Han takes the stage and boldly writes a poem, Ode to the Chrysanthemums After Failing the Imperial Exam:

"When autumn comes, on the eighth day of the ninth month, my flowers bloom, and all others are slain. Their fragrant ranks pierce Chang'an's skies; the whole city is clad in golden armor!"

The entire station is stunned! How can a mere security guard write such a bold, magnificent quatrain?! What a talent! He's the one!

Sobered up, Yi Han is dumbfounded. This is actually a treasonous poem... Never mind, best not to mention it.

Then he discovers that whenever he gets drunk, he always ends up doing something outrageous.

Sipping wine in Jiangnan, he writes the love song Jiangnan, moving countless couples.

Watering his horse in the desert, he recites, "Don't laugh at me drunk on the battlefield. How many have ever returned from war?" and stirs countless hearts with its fervor.

Boiling snow in the north, he recites, "I routed three million jade dragons; shattered scales and broken armor filled the sky," a chilling, murderous verse that makes people tremble!

Watching the sunrise by the sea, admiring leaves in the maple woods, gazing at the rain by the window...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.