The Four Emperors' Whitebeard Pirates Lie Flat: There's Always Someone Trying to Kill Me

Saga transmigrates into the world of One Piece and becomes a member of the Whitebeard Pirates.

From the start, he stops Blackbeard Teach from killing his crewmates,

gets the Dark-Dark Fruit, and awakens his golden finger.

He gains the powers of multiple Devil Fruits.

The powerful physique of a Zoan Devil Fruit,

the wide-area attacks of a Logia Devil Fruit,

the various rule-bending abilities of a Paramecia Devil Fruit,

and unparalleled talent for Haki

all come together in Saga.

He'd planned to enjoy this strange and colorful world as a member of the Whitebeard Pirates, but all kinds of trouble keep getting in his way.

At the Paramount War, Saga punches Teach again and again until he knocks out his teeth.

At Punk Hazard, Saga smashes Doflamingo's little pink sunglasses.

He meets Uta ahead of time. Shanks, you don't want Uta to keep hating you, do you?

Weevil? What even is that?

Marines, the New World is no place for you.

Imu? I'll just kill them.

Celestial Dragons? They're hanging all over the streetlights.

Since you won't let me enjoy myself,

then nobody gets to have a good time, damn it!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.