You Asked Me to Make Human Toys, and I Built a Superweapon?

Tang Hao transmigrates to a parallel world, binds to an unorthodox research System, and inherits an adult toy factory.

He originally wants to make quality products that bring users the ultimate pleasure and comfort!

But thanks to the System's outrageous antics, the adult toys he makes come with all kinds of side effects!

Right from the start, he runs into a problem with an "electric vibrator that leaks electricity." Female customers denounce it as a "piece of junk" and flood the factory with complaints and bad reviews!

But just as the factory is about to go under, a group of wealthy clients show up.

Phone manufacturer: We hear your factory's vibrators leak electricity, but can charge for five minutes and vibrate like crazy all day?

Navy Equipment Department: Unbelievable! This condom's tensile strength is comparable to an aircraft carrier's arresting cable!

National Space Administration: Incredible! This factory's personal lubricant is even more wear-resistant than rocket engine oil?

The Bear: Your factory's silicone dolls have titanium alloy skeletons built in? Their skin is bulletproof? They can even put on military uniforms and move on their own?

The Eagle: Oh, fuck! We asked you to make adult toys, and you've made weapons of mass destruction? This toy factory poses a serious threat to our national security. Sanction them at once!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.