Who Says China Has No Gods? Today, I'll Become One

In an age of chaos brought by Outer Gods, Chen Wentian transmigrates to this world carrying the Investiture of the Gods.

A Dream Demon dares to cause trouble in Huaxia? Let me show you how Huaxia's Night Wandering God will take you down.

You dare run your mouth at a joint conference, thinking you have something to back you up? Watch as my fellow Daoists of Huaxia teach you the art of conversation.

What? The foreigners brought in Thor? Sorry, that's not how you use lightning. Watch how the gods of Huaxia's Thunder Ministry command the power of lightning.

What, you're still threatening us with a massive army? You really know nothing about Huaxia's gods. Take a look at the twenty-nine gods of the Battle Ministry, one of the Four Great Ministries, leading three hundred and sixty-five stars in the Great Array of the Celestial Stars.

Still not convinced? You dare play with viruses? Let the seven gods of the Plague Ministry, another of the Four Great Ministries, show you how viruses are really done.

Peace talks? Sorry, what did you say? I'm hard of hearing.

Surrender? Just look at how people show up to surrender: they don't come empty-handed.

Do not fail to do a good deed just because it is small, and do not commit an evil deed just because it is small.

The gods are always watching you.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.