Showbiz: I Sell Scallion Pancakes, Why Are You Asking Me to Save the Day?

Lin Tian transmigrates and becomes a street vendor selling jianbing.

Meanwhile, Jay Chou, who was supposed to hold a concert, is stuck in traffic and can't arrive on time. The original creative team mistakes Lin Tian for Jay Chou!

Assistant: "Mr. Chou, we're running out of time. Stop making jianbing!"

Lin Tian: "I'm really not Jay Chou!"

Assistant: "This is no time for jokes!"

When Lin Tian steps onto the stage and sings one classic Jay Chou song after another, the fans are stunned!

"It's like the return of White-Haired Jay! He even hit the high notes!"

"Didn't all that milk tea ruin his voice?"

As fans voice their doubts, Jay Chou, still stuck in traffic and scrolling on his phone, stares at himself onstage, completely dumbfounded.

"Who is that?!"

After the concert, Lin Tian becomes famous. Really, really famous.

Fan: "Lin Tian, please hurry up and hold a concert. Keep the tickets cheap. We'll be counting on you from now on, not Jay Chou."

Jay Chou: "What the heck? If everyone's going to see you, what am I supposed to do?"

Jolin Tsai: "So you were the one I liked all along!"

Hou Peicen: "Could we go on a date?"

Lin Tian: "I just want to make jianbing in peace."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.