Two and a Half Years of Practice, and a Lawyer's Letter from the Start

Chen Mo only wants to earn a little money and live quietly as a ghostwriter.

But a lawyer's letter takes that chance away from him completely.

"Apologize to my brother right now! You rude passerby!"

"No, no! I was the one who bumped into you. It's an honor to have made physical contact with you."

"You dare release your movie on the same day as my brother's? Are you trying to ride his coattails? Have you no shame?"

"Mr. Chen! It's a misunderstanding, Mr. Chen! I'll have the director change the release date. Right away!"

"You want to appear on a music show? Can you even sing or write songs?"

"Oh my god, Mr. Chen?! Come, come! You take the judges' seat. I'll stand."

All right, since foreign culture is running so rampant,

then we have to let them know:

"Chinese pop is the best!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.