You Told Me to Teach People How to Make Money, So Why Am I Livestreaming Celebrity Roasts?

Feng Xiao transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a contestant on a show called All About the Money.

The challenge begins, and he obtains a Time Travel System. His money-making journey starts.

Day one of the challenge: Feng Xiao starts a livestream teaching people how to make money. Today’s lesson: how to turn two coins into a million!

Day two’s lesson: how to turn a million into a hundred million!

Day two: how to turn a hundred million into a billion...

Viewer: Watching him make money is more painful than losing money myself.

Viewer: Waaah, I can’t learn it. There’s no way I can learn this!

One night, Feng Xiao forgets to turn off his livestream.

A superstar from the entertainment industry: “Feng Xiao, do you believe in love at first sight?”

Feng Xiao: “I believe in money at first sight.”

A superstar from the entertainment industry: “Feng Xiao, I’m willing to be your lover.”

Feng Xiao: “You want to be my money-lover? Sure. Get down on your knees and beg me.”

Afterward: “I told you to get down on your knees and beg me, not get down and lick... Can you keep going?”

Viewer: What the hell? You were supposed to teach us how to make money, not livestream yourself going at a superstar!

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.