Bro, Where Did You Get This Nuclear Missile Deployment Map? Hand It Over!

Chu Yuan is a pet lover who likes to make short videos online in his spare time.

He mainly films himself interacting with his black myna, an unusually amusing bird that has attracted countless viewers.

Chu Yuan: "Myna, where did you get this money?"

Myna: "Robbery."

Chu Yuan: "Where did you get this photo of a bank robbery?"

Myna: "Robbery."

Chu Yuan: "Myna, where did you get this photo from a murder scene?"

Myna: "Robbery."

There are also photos of drug deals, stolen national treasures, collapsed buildings... all important clues in major cases.

Finally, the myna brings back a map showing the locations of the nuclear bombs the Beautiful Nation has stationed across the Dragon Nation. The Dragon Nation is stunned!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.