Wuxia Crossover: I'm the Crown Prince of the Miti Alliance, and I'll Never Lie Flat

What Guan Yi looks like to everyone else: the heir to the Heaven's Alliance, son of its Seven Sacred Lords, Guan Mudan, born with a silver spoon in his mouth and free to swagger through the martial world however he likes!

What Guan Yi thinks of himself: The Heaven's Alliance is on the verge of collapse, my deadbeat father is about to be set up and taken away by aliens, and I'll be dragged into the mess before long. Great, we've all got a bright future ahead of us!

The mighty heir to the throne has no choice but to work hard!

My deadbeat father won't let me practice martial arts, so I'll have to rely on myself.

I thought about going after the Nine Yang Divine Skill, but worried that the old white ape on Mount Kunlun would beat me to death.

I wanted the Scripture of Longevity, but the Great Sui is so far away it's practically overseas. I might drop dead before I even get there.

I yearn for Wu Yazi's seventy years of inner power, but I'm completely clueless about Go!

Where's the promised Deep Blue, add some points system?

Why don't I have the golden finger every transmigrator is supposed to get!

Luckily, just when I was at my wit's end, a free henchman showed up without being asked!

“National Preceptor, do you want the Nine Yin Manual, the Nine Yang Divine Skill, the Scripture of Longevity, or the God of War's Illustrated Records?”

Jiumozhi: “I, Jiumozhi, have drifted through life without finding a worthy master. If you won't reject me, then let me call you my adoptive father!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.