In the Three Kingdoms, I Live in Seclusion

The Battle of Changban Slope.

On Dangyang Bridge, Liu Bei had no idea what lay ahead. He galloped onward, about to charge straight off a cliff. Seeing this, Li He hurriedly shouted, "Big Brother, pull on the reins!"

Liu Bei was furious and yelled without looking back, "I'll pull on your grandma's reins!"

The soldiers stared at the scene in astonishment, slowing their horses as well.

"I am Zhang Yide of Yan! Do any of you dare face me in battle?"

"Why wouldn't we dare?"

Li He dispatched the general who charged at him in a few swift moves. Planting a foot on the man's chest as he looked down at him, he threw his head back and roared, "Who else?"

Behind him, Liu Bei smiled with satisfaction when he heard the shout. His third brother really was the best tool for the job.

Li He thought to himself that once this battle was over, he'd pull off a switcheroo and go live somewhere far from the world's troubles.

Fight a war? What a load of crap.

Liu Bei, you still think you can restore the Han dynasty? Keep dreaming!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.