Chat Group: From the Start, I Fight a Witch with the Nine Yin White Bone Claw

After transmigrating to an apocalypse overrun by monsters, Zhang Chi joins a chat group full of martial arts experts.

Zhang Chi: Guys, there's a witch in the hallway! Those claws are terrifying. What should I do?

Mei Chaofeng: Claws? I've got a Nine Yin White Bone Claw technique. Download it and you'll know it. Challenge her to a duel!

Zhang Chi: I ran into a Tyrant! It's in its berserk form, and that huge heart gives it terrifying strength!

Yu Canghai: A huge heart? How about Qingcheng Heart-Destroying Palm?

Zhang Chi: This is too much. I ran into Big Brother Pyramid Head, too. That giant sword of his is longer than I am!

Lion King Xie Xun: A giant sword? Fear not. The Dragon-Slaying Saber is free with one click. Take him on head-to-head!

Zhang Chi: Close combat still isn't enough. I need something long-range...

Grandmaster Yideng: This old monk has One Yang Finger. Perhaps it can lend you a hand, young hero.

Duan Yu: Alas, Grandmaster's One Yang Finger fires too slowly. Try my Six Meridians Divine Sword. It can fire in rapid succession!

Zhang Chi: Great, great. What if I run into an Alien Queen, a Ghost Rider, or a Midnight Werewolf? What would you heroes do then?

Group members: Don't worry. Eastern martial arts have a long and rich history. There's no monster we can't deal with!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.