Officer, Are Your Words Cursed? Please, Stop Saying That

Lu Hao transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a police officer.

He goes out on patrol with his mentor to chase a thief.

Lu Hao: The road's slippery. Be careful not to fall. Stop running.

Thief: Like hell I'm going to believe you.

Thud!

Lu Hao: Stop running. It rained last night, and the stone pavement is slippery. You're likely to fall.

Thief: That was an accident. It won't happen this time.

Bang!

Lu Hao: Seriously, stop running. The ground's slippery. Be careful not to fall again.

Thud!

Thief: Me?

Lu Hao: I told you not to run.

Thief: Officer, is your mouth blessed or something? Please, stop saying that!

First Squad Captain: You tied a rock to the corpse and sank it in the reservoir, and it floated back up by itself? Are you kidding me?

Lu Hao: Huh! Captain Wang, the corpse really did float up by itself, right in front of me.

Second Squad Captain: If the criminals were going to turn themselves in, what would we need the police for?

Officer: Captain Zhong! The criminal turned himself in.

Chief: Ever since Lu Hao joined the station, solving cases has become so easy.

All the officers: Chief, we want to report Lu Hao. He solves cases with nothing but his mouth.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.