Yang Mi: Hey, Brat, Hurry and Get Your Big Sister a Bath Towel

Li Tang accidentally transmigrates and becomes Yang Mi's younger sworn brother.

As it turns out, Yang Mi has designs on him.

All because his childhood nickname is Li Dagen.

Li Tang's transmigration souvenir isn't a System, but a magical lighter.

Before lighting a cigarette,

he silently names a superpower. Once he lights it, he gains that superpower.

It lasts as long as one cigarette.

"X-ray vision? Piece of cake, takes one cigarette."

Li Tang holds a Huaqizi cigarette in his mouth and takes a long drag.

X-ray vision successfully activated.

"Good grief, they don't call her Big Honey for nothing! Haha, so big, so white!"

"Come on, light me another Eternal Erection cigarette!"

He enters a talent show!

With a Huaqizi in his mouth, Li Tang becomes the God of Song. "I'll sing until you have nothing left to say."

"Get down and kowtow!"

As for acting...

With a Huaqizi in his mouth, Li Tang becomes the real deal. "A murderer? I'll show you what a real murderer looks like."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.