A Streamer Who Doesn't Want to Be a Star Isn't a Good Tomb Raider

Yang's father: "I gave you this name because I hoped you'd be more virtuous and capable than other people."

Yang Xianyu: "Mm-hmm, sure, you're right."

This was already the Nth time he'd argued with his father about changing his name.

After their discussion went nowhere, Yang Xianyu tried to drown his sorrows in alcohol. When he woke up, he discovered he'd transmigrated.

On the road from Yun City to northern Myanmar, was he about to get caught up in a scam, or have his kidneys harvested?

Life really was one mess after another! Yang Xianyu was so scared he was about to wet himself.

Luckily, there was always a way out. A transmigrator's indispensable System was never absent.

What did he get from the beginner's reward draw? A master of pyramid schemes?

Come on, System, explain what this is supposed to mean!

Well, aren't you farsighted? Were you worried I'd get there and be so bad at the job that they'd shock me with a cattle prod?

"Songwriting, composing, lockpicking, martial arts, feng shui, poetry... Just how many talents does he have?"

Yang Xianyu said, "Isn't it perfectly reasonable for a streamer like me to have a billion talents?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.