Comprehensive Martial Arts Chat Group: Masters Teach Me How to Survive the Apocalypse

After transmigrating to a post-apocalyptic world overrun by monsters, Yi Han joined a chat group full of martial arts experts.

Yi Han: Guys, there's a witch in the hallway! Those claws are terrifying. What should I do?

Mei Chaofeng: Claws? I've got a set of Nine Yin White Bone Claws. Download it and you'll know how to use it. Challenge her to a duel!

Yi Han: I've run into a Tyrant! It's in its rampaging form, and that huge heart gives it terrifying strength!

Yu Canghai: A huge heart? How about Qingcheng Heart-Destroying Palm?

Yi Han: This is too rough. I've run into that big guy with the triangle head again. His sword is longer than I am!

Lion King Xie Xun: A big sword? Don't be afraid. The Dragon-Slaying Sabre is free with one click. Go head-to-head with him!

Yi Han: Close combat isn't cutting it. I need something long-range...

Master Yideng: This humble monk has a One Yang Finger. Perhaps it can lend you a hand, young hero.

Duan Yu: Alas, Master's One Yang Finger fires too slowly. Try my Six Meridians Divine Sword instead. It can fire in rapid succession!

Yi Han: Great, great! What if I run into the Xenomorph Queen, Ghost Rider, or a midnight werewolf? What would you heroes do then?

Group members: Don't worry. Eastern martial arts have a long and rich history. There's no monster we can't deal with!

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