Wish Fulfillment by Compromise: This Immortal Is a Bit Too Unorthodox!

He transmigrates into the Land God. Fulfilling human wishes earns him offerings of incense.

The more incense he receives, the larger his domain grows. He can even awaken divine powers and ascend to the heavens.

But granting wishes also consumes incense. Humans are so greedy, and their wishes just keep getting bigger. He can never get enough incense!

So Xiao Han starts thinking outside the box!

Human: I want to lose ten pounds!

Xiao Han: Easy. Eat whatever you want, then poop it all out! Lose as much weight as you like!

Human: I want to win the lottery!

Xiao Han: I'll send you last week's winning numbers in a dream. You tell me, did you win or not?

Human: I want a hundred million in cash!

Xiao Han: Take this gun. Good luck, I believe in you! Rob someone, and you'll be a hundred-millionaire tomorrow!

Human: Land God! That's enough! My wish is fulfilled. Please stop!

And so, Xiao Han fulfills everyone's wishes with as little incense as possible, all the way until he ascends to the heavens.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.