Childhood Group Chat: From the Start, I'm the Holy Lord, Lending to All Worlds

"A dark group, dropping in now and then to ruin everyone's childhood."

After joining a chat group under attack from dark childhood memories, Han Qiu becomes the Holy Lord from the start. He comes with a Yin-Yang Balance buff, and the Twelve Talismans gain conceptual-level upgrades.

Borrowing gets you cash back, with a hundredfold bonus!

Tiger Claw: "Who gets it, guys? I just ran into this obnoxious Motorcycle Clan punk who tried to slide tackle me..." He borrows the Tiger Talisman, and gets a refund in the form of the Heaven-Shaking Wave Attack.

GG Bond: "I'm not a dead pig! I'm a boar!" He borrows the Pig Talisman, and gets a refund in the form of the Five-Spirit King.

Big Wolf: "Today I'm livestreaming myself stewing a little lamb for the Holy Lord!" He borrows the Dog Talisman, and gets a refund in the form of the Weather Cube.

Lu Mingfei: "Little Devil, stop coming after me! I'm afraid Han Qiu will get the wrong idea!" She borrows the Dragon Talisman, and gets a refund in the form of a Word Spirit sequence.

Golden Snake Spirit: "With my benefactor's help, we'll surely wipe out all the Calabash Brothers!" She borrows the Snake Talisman, and gets a refund in the form of the Seven-Star Pill.

Dragon Raja, Armor Hero, Wuzhan Dao, Chinese Boy, Rainbow Cat and Blue Rabbit, Divine Weapon Little Generals, Seer, The Little Carp...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.