God on Earth Doesn't Want to Be a Superhero

Inquiring about the price of farm equipment in front of Nick Fury; Suggesting to Batman that Clark's mother be his godmother; Treat Tang San to a delicious whole rabbit feast; Don't stop me, I can do whatever I want! I am Hale, the ancestral Superman who is even more of a bastard than the Injustice Superman. Of course, I prefer you to call me by another name: God among men! ! ! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.