MOBA: Iron Curtain Over My Mouth, I Never Lose Out

Xu Qiu, Red Alert's perennial runner-up, decides to switch tracks.

But he's so unlucky that all kinds of mishaps happen whenever he competes!

Fortunately, he binds to the Iron Curtain System!

As long as he talks tough enough, he can buff himself and even debuff his opponents!

The enemy jungler keeps ganking him, and he's died six times in eight minutes?

--We're still coming out ahead! We wasted their jungler's time, right?

Enemy jungler's time management: -20%!

He fails a tower dive and gets killed instead?

--We're still coming out ahead! We scared him half to death, right?

His opponent gets timid: courage -10%!

The enemy steals Baron, and they're about to end the game in one push?

--We're definitely coming out ahead! They'll get cocky after winning, won't they?

All stats +30%! Opponent's chance of getting carried away +30%!

A Shui: "Nobody can talk tougher than my bro Qiu!"

Faker: "The LPL has another good player?"

Knight: "Bro Qiu gave up first blood from the start? This one's in the bag!"

Teammates: "Please, just take a loss for once!"

Viewers: "They're ahead by an Iron Curtain from the start. How's the other team supposed to play?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.