My Cool Persona Crumbles When I Meet a Talkative System

Wang Nan: "Bro, stay and chat a while."

The other person remained silent.

"Bro, where do you live?"

"Bro, how many people are in your family?"

"Bro, how many men and women are in your family?"

"Bro, are you married?"

"Bro, let me tell you, marriage is the grave of love, and women are a man's big pig trotters. Don't ever get a girlfriend."

"Bro..."

"Sir, I was wrong! Just kill me! I never want to speak again!"

"It's been three days and three nights. I've even told you whether my family's * has ever cheated."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.