Cultivation: I Can't Kill Myself, So I'll Help My Disciples Become Immortals

Ye An transmigrates to a world of immortal cultivation, but has no spiritual roots. He is rejected from the imperial examinations, his family is slaughtered, and all he has left is a yellow dog.

He tries to kill himself so he can be reborn into a world of cultivation, but accidentally triggers a System bug, beginning his path to founding a sect.

Hoping to be reborn successfully, he takes in disciples through a twist of fate and uses the System to help them cultivate immortality and demonic arts.

"Aren't immortals just immortals? Which of my disciples isn't one?!"

"If your immortal-path disciples and demonic-path disciples start fighting, whose side will you take?"

"The Immortal Realm? Oh, my disciples are in charge there."

"Even the demonic cultivators have to bow their heads to me three times. Believe it?"

"I've decided not to die after all. Time to clean house among the old immortals!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.