I, Wu Dalang, Stir-Fry Ximen Qing from the Start!

Waking up to find himself transmigrated into Water Margin would be bad enough, but he's become Wu Dalang?

Fortunately, from the start, he binds himself to the Plot Destroyer System. As long as he changes the original story, he earns rewards!

But for Wu Dalang,

the most important thing right now isn't destroying the plot. It's...

Well, he just transmigrated, and he's got a bit of pent-up heat!

Fortunately, Ximen Qing shows up just then.

Then you'll be the first one I stir-fry!

Ding!

Ximen Qing physically cools him down by 1!

As for Wu Song, Song Jiang, Lin Chong, Li Kui, Pan Jinlian, Yan Poxi, and the rest...?

No rush. He's got plenty of time to stir-fry them one by one!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.