I Told You to Be a Homeless Drifter, and You Found a Tsarist Nuclear Bomb?

Lu Zhou transmigrates to Blue Star and discovers that he's taking part in a livestreaming show. He draws the occupation of homeless man.

He rummages through trash for treasure chests and finds a box of body parts in the very first one!

The murderer loses it: I dismembered that body this morning! You found it just two hours later?

Out in the wilderness, Lu Zhou finds a pile of rock candy. He takes the rock candy and replaces it with laundry detergent.

The drug dealer loses it: I just hid that rock candy last night! How did it turn into laundry detergent?!

In the mountains, he comes across tomb raiders at work. He takes the newly unearthed relic and leaves behind an Ultraman figurine.

At the transaction site, the tomb raider flies into a rage: I spent six months watching that tomb before digging up that bronze cauldron! How did it turn into Ultraman?!

On an island, he finds a military base. The base commander is shaking with rage.

"This is our Eagle Sauce base! Our name is written right on it!"

Lu Zhou: "Why did you write your Eagle Sauce name on my military base?"

At the bottom of the sea, he finds a sunken nuclear submarine, and it even has a Tsar Bomba aboard?

That can't be real, can it?

Lu Zhou refuses to believe it. He immediately points the sub at a certain island and presses the launch button...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.