Parasitic Cultivation: All My Disciples Are Ridiculous Players

Ye Fan transmigrates from Blue Star to a world of cultivation. He thought he could cultivate in peace and live forever,

but who would have guessed the cultivation world would have Zerg, and upgraded Zerg at that: the kind that can fly through the sky, burrow underground, summon wind and rain, and swallow clouds and blow mist,

Ye Fan says: Why is the whole cultivation world so weird?

Then his transmigrator golden finger arrives: he activates the Fourth Calamity System and summons the Fourth Calamity to fight the Zerg...

Goofy players: Those bugs have no brains at all. Foundation Establishment Pills and Essence-Nourishing Pills, here we come. Ding! You have been parasitized. Beginning humane extermination...

Demonic cultivator players: Behold my Bloodthirsty Demonic Art! Are you stupid? Do bugs even have blood?

Cultivator players: O Nine Heavens' Dark Thunder, transform into divine lightning! Glorious heavenly might, I summon it with my sword!

Rumble!

A bolt of blue-violet divine lightning struck down from the heavens...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to reality is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.