If I Don’t Die Soon, I’ll Rule the World

Lin Fan, a transmigrator, was tossed by a System into another era. If he was killed, he could return to the real world and receive all sorts of tempting rewards.

Hoping to take the System's rewards back with him, Lin Fan went further and further down the path of courting death.

He peeked at the Empress while she bathed, offended the Director of the Eastern Depot, flirted with the Demon Cult's Holy Maiden, and spent the night in the Empress Dowager's palace...

The Empress: "My entire empire is yours. Why are you still sneaking a look?"

The Holy Maiden: "Brother, our Holy Sect has a cultivation technique. Would you like to practice it with me?"

The Empress Dowager: "Little brother, you don't know the delights of an older woman!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.