You Asked Me to Simulate a God, So I Granted Wishes with a Twist?

The livestream of the program where people play gods begins! Gu Qing signs up to compete!

By playing a god, he fulfills the wishes of people who offer incense and earns a commission! The problem is that every time, his budget is pitifully small!

Every other contestant can barely make money, and would be lucky not to lose any. But Gu Qing takes an unconventional approach and makes a fortune!

Someone wishes for a windfall without lifting a finger! On the way home, they're hit by a car, break a leg, and collect compensation from their hospital bed!

Gu Qing: "Just tell me, did you get the money or not?"

Someone wishes to lose thirty pounds without changing their eating habits. Soon after, they develop a stomach condition, have half their stomach removed, and eat far less while enduring the pain!

Gu Qing: "Just tell me, did you lose weight or not?"

Someone wishes for a child. The very next day, they get divorced, and a hospital test shows their ex-husband is infertile!

Gu Qing: "Sorry, I handle the wish fulfillment, not the aftercare!"

Yonghe Temple says: "If you want to make a wish without paying any price, you'd better prepare a PowerPoint first!"

Netizens: "Even if Gu Qing is a god, he's a god of slaughter! Bai Qi wasn't even as savage as him!"

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.