Online Game: I Can Live Off This Secret for the Rest of My Life!

Awakens the Secret Eavesdropping System!

Enters the online game world of Tianyu.

Su Tian: "Village Chief, what kind of garbage quest is this? If you don't give me a unique hidden quest, I'll tell the whole village you stole Widow Wang's underwear from the village entrance."

Battles intelligent, talking BOSSes.

Su Tian: "Damn, come any closer and I'll tell the BOSS next door, your brother, what you did with your sister-in-law last night."

Village war.

Fights players wielding divine artifacts.

Su Tian: "Hand over the divine artifact, or tomorrow I'll go to your house and tell your mom you stole your cousin's panties!"

Players: "..."

The Ten Beauties of Tianyu.

Shangguan Wan: "Damn it, how does that bastard Su Tian know everything? He even dares to blackmail me into kneeling down and opening my mouth for him!!"

Wang Mengmeng: "Boohoo... That hurts so much. Su Tian is so mean."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.