I Failed the College Entrance Exam from the Start, So I Took Out the Campus Beauty

What do you do when you get a question from the King of Hell on your college entrance exam?

Ye Xing's choice was to walk out of the exam and stab the school beauty instead.

Just as he was about to be killed in return, Ye Xing awakened a skill. One cry of "Daddy" turned the tables.

Invited to join the mysterious Great Xia organization "Nightless Marquis," Ye Xing stayed calm as he faced the interviewer's questions.

Interviewer: "How did you survive back then?"

Ye Xing: "I was terrified. I had no idea what I did on instinct."

From then on, Ye Xing awakened one skill after another.

"Like Water on the Ground": Forces the target to gain a diarrhea debuff. If they fight back, they'll immediately soil themselves, and their combat power drops by 50%.

"A Father's Love, a Filial Son": Calls the opponent Daddy. Once they respond, each attack they make restores 20% of Ye Xing's health while reducing their own health by 20%.

"Cockless Conversation": Activating this skill briefly damages the opponent's organs.

Among the ranks of the Nightless Marquis, Ye Xing used his many skills to make his opponents tremble in fear.

Teammate: "Ye Xing? He's a total cheater!"

Opponent: "Damn it! Why are my knees bending on their own?!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate anything in this story.