League of Legends: The Hero Counter

A Bronze player for ten thousand years transmigrates into the League of Legends universe!

He also somehow gets a System: whenever the champions hate him, he gets their skills!

And so Li Nan sets off on a path of courting disaster.

He cheats Twisted Fate at cards, making him want to dig up the ancestral graves back in Li Nan's hometown!

Garen, I only slept with your sister. Why are you chasing me to the ends of the earth?

Yasuo, I swear I didn't go after Riven. She came to me first. She said my arms were warmer.

Caitlyn: Li Nan, run all you want. I'll chase you to the ends of the earth!

Ezreal: Li Nan, you're a thief! Give me my stuff back!

Lux: Hee hee, I know you lied about everything you said to me. I know you're a good person!

Jinx: Li Nan, you're so handsome. I really want to throw a few bombs at your face...

Li Nan: Something's not right. Why do all the male champions hate me, while all the female champions are in love with me?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.