The Thousand-Year-Old Bastard and the Poisonous Little Lolita

The protagonist clocks in at work every day and has clocked in for more than 6,000 years. In addition to daily fishing, he also picks up girls at public expense. However, in order to redeem Hela, he owed a huge debt of gratitude. After finally repaying it, it was gone all over the world again. Only after being reminded by Odin did he remember that Hela had been doing "exercises" for more than a thousand years. Well, with the development of the New World, Barr had no choice but to come back and work hard. With the sealed Hela, Baal began his journey to the west. Barr: "It's impossible to fire me. There are no performance requirements in hell anyway." Others fishing at work is called laziness, but Barr fishing at work is really "fishing". Barr: "Selena's skin is so smooth." Hela: "You just want to sleep with her." Barr: "You need redemption." Hela: "Haha, I will believe you if you put down the stick in your hand." Barr put away the Holy Sword of Physics and took out a stack of problem sets. Barr: "What I said is true." Hela: "I believe you, you are just as bad as that bad old man." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.