American TV: A Thousand-Year-Old Scoundrel and a Sharp-Tongued Little Girl

The protagonist has clocked in for work every day for over six thousand years.

Besides slacking off, he spends the company’s money chasing women.

But after trying to redeem Hela, he wound up owing favors to everyone and their uncle.

At long last, he paid them all back, then went roaming the world again.

Only after Odin reminded him did he remember that Hela had been doing “worksheets” for over a thousand years.

Well, with the development of the New World, Baal had no choice but to return to the scene and work hard.

With the sealed Hela in tow, Baal set off on a journey through the West.

Baal: “You can’t fire me. It’s not like Hell has performance targets anyway.”

When other people slack off at work, they’re just being lazy. When Baal slacks off, he’s literally “fishing.”

Baal: “Selina’s skin is so smooth.”

Hela: “You just want to sleep with her.”

Baal: “You need redemption.”

Hela: “Yeah, right. I’ll believe you when you put down that stick.”

Baal put away his Physics Holy Sword and took out a stack of workbooks instead.

Baal: “I’m telling the truth.”

Hela: “As if I’d believe a word you say. You’re just as rotten as that old geezer.”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.