Showbiz: I Blast My Brother, and This Judge Job Isn’t Worth Keeping

"I'm always cramming at the last minute, cramming at the last minute!"

"This song was crammed at the last minute, crammed at the last minute!"

After transmigrating onto the set of the music variety show Sing for Praise as a judge, Fang Xun listened to the song onstage and tore into it, calling it such garbage that even the dirt would reject it.

A certain singer surnamed Cai: "You say my song is garbage, but what original work have you written?"

Fang Xun walked onstage and sang Atonement for the War, turning the venue into a library.

He's the godfather of love songs and a genius singer, as well as a famous author, a brilliant screenwriter, a master of a thousand faces, and a devilish director.

Years later, when a reporter asked him, Fang Xun gave this thoughtful summary of his own success: "I got where I am today by being a stickler for the truth."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.