You Asked Me to Perform a Magic Trick, So Why Is the Myanmar Warlord Crying?

Lu Yuan was once hailed as the "Magic King," an internet celebrity with tens of millions of followers. After refusing to help someone sell counterfeit goods, he was blacklisted by Tianle Media. Ye Mengyue, his former pupil, turned on him and even came out to bite the hand that had fed her.

To his surprise, he awakens a System. During a live-streamed magic performance, he manages to swipe all the money set aside for a team-building event at a telecom fraud compound in northern Myanmar!

Myanmar warlord: "I was joking with you. I didn't think you'd actually do it, streamer! Please give us back our hundred million dollars!"

Viewers: "Is the streamer really doing magic? Are you sure he didn't graduate from a Muggle school? What the hell, this is actual sorcery, isn't it?"

Eagle Sauce: "What about those two B-2 bombers of mine? When are you returning them to our military base?"

Dragon Kingdom: "Eagle Sauce, what are you talking about? We strongly protest your improper remarks! This really isn't magic!"

Ministry of Foreign Affairs: "Streamer! Please stop using sorcery! We really can't keep this under wraps anymore!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.