I Never Met My Online Date, and Ended Up in Jail Instead

Lin Fan is chatting online with a woman.

Lin Fan: "How old are you?"

Woman: "Eighteen."

Lin Fan: "Want to meet up?"

Woman: "Sure."

Lin Fan: "I'll bring you a drink. Want ice?"

Woman: "Sure!"

Lin Fan: "At dawn I left the White Emperor's city amid rosy clouds."

Woman: "A thousand li to Jiangling, and I'll be back in a day."

So Lin Fan drives his eight-cylinder car straight to the meeting spot.

As it turns out, he spends the whole night in jail.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.