Ninja Arrival: I Pull Out a Dink Kaguya

Xu Ming is arguing with fellow forum users when he unexpectedly transmigrates to a parallel world.

In this world, the Naruto world has descended, and a mysterious revival is underway due to the influence of a strange energy.

After accidentally entering a ninja dungeon, Xu Ming discovers he can add traits to ninja cards and create ninjas with all the quirks of the forum.

Healthy Uchiha Itachi = Healthy Itachi, can use the Mangekyo infinitely, seals Kaguya with the Sword of Totsuka.

Intel Jiraiya = Intel Jiraiya, gains omniscience; there's no intel I don't have.

Headshot Eight Gates Guy = Head-Kicking Guy, the Night Guy of the Eighth Gate's death gate always locks onto the head with 100% accuracy and automatically tracks its target.

Childfree Kaguya = Childfree Kaguya, reclaims all chakra. Without chakra, what are you going to use to fight me?

When Xu Ming equips his custom-made forum character cards, everyone in this world is left stunned!

"Holy crap, how can this guy's Itachi use the Sword of Totsuka whenever he wants? Isn't he afraid of going blind?"

"Why does his Jiraiya know my secret technique? He's definitely cheating."

In the end, all the players shout in unison: "Holy crap, he's using hacks!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.