Rebirth: the Jade Emperor Asked Me to Be a Security Guard

My name is Yu Xiaobao. In the first year after I was reborn and came to Heaven, a system called Pangu issued me a task to steal 2 flat peaches. One was put into the system to form an array, and the other was free to deal with. Mission requirements: Don't be discovered by anyone after eating! The mission reward is 100 years of immortal power. The mission time limit is 1 month. Penalty for mission failure: health value -1, initial health value is 100, if the health value reaches 0, death will be directly determined, and reincarnation is impossible. When I looked at the mysterious system Pangu that brought me to this place with grievances, my tears of grievance could no longer be held back. Like the turbulent water flowing down the river after a broken embankment, I shouted loudly and tearfully at the system screen that appeared in front of me: "I am just a small security guard in heaven! You asked me to steal the fairy peach! You can give me a higher-level job after all. What a shame!" Later, I suppressed my anger and started to carry out this impossible task. I found that the gods in heaven seemed not very smart, and many of them had no sense because of their retreat, so I made full use of the excellent talent of the security captain in my previous life - flattering! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.