Republican Era: Who Cares About Qingbei? Technical School Is the Real Ace

Tsinghua: We're not as good as a technical college. So what?

Peking University: All right, all right. I know we're not as good as a technical college. The school next door isn't any better, either, is it?

Uncle Sam: The best education in the world is in China! Send me international students!

The Russian Bear: How about learning to build a nuclear bomb first?

Japan: So the only reason I lost in the end was because of one school.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.