You Asked Me to Pick Wild Vegetables, So Why Did I Catch a Wild Boar? This Is a Camping Variety Show

He Ze, a pretty boy hated across the internet, joined a camping variety show. The host, Hua Shao, asked him to go pick some wild vegetables. To everyone's surprise, he came huffing and puffing back with a wild boar slung over his shoulders!

The fire starter is broken? No problem. I can make a fire by drilling wood.

Fishing with a net woven from cotton thread? Easy.

On the camping island, he wrestles with a crocodile's death roll. In the snowy forests, he beats up a blind bear.

Director: Big brother, I beg you, we'll call you big brother. This is a camping show, not a wilderness survival challenge!

Haters: Brother He, there were a lot of people around earlier. I was wrong. I'll get down on my knees.

Viewers: Mom asked why I'm kneeling while looking at my phone. Lord He is freaking awesome.

And so a posh camping variety show suddenly turned into a wilderness survival challenge.

Director: It's not what I wanted either, but the ratings are just too high!

Pang Di: Crocodile meat is crispy and tastes like chicken. So good!

Yang Mi: Pang Di, you're eating too much!

Nai Xiao: You two, save some for me...

Yu Feihong called He Ze: Son, your godmother's friend group says deep-sea blue pearls are good for the complexion.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.