The Great Qing in a Box: Castrating Wei Xiaobao from the Start

Yang Qing got a miniature landscape box and was astonished to discover that the countless little ants living inside all had rat tails. It turned out that the ant world in the box was the Qing dynasty, with its queue-wearing subjects.

Well, then, there's only one thing to do: if you travel to the Qing, don't rebel, and let them drill your chrysanthemum.

So Yang Qing flicked one finger and sent the Qing dynasty's God of War, Aobai, flying. The Eight Banners had fewer than ten thousand men, and no one could defeat them once they reached that number? Yang Qing slapped them all dead!

He fought his way into the palace. Instead of killing Kangxi, Yang Qing castrated him and Wei Xiaobao, then gave him the name Eunuch Pockmark.

Just as the Japanese were dumping nuclear wastewater, Yang Qing was surprised to find that the miniature landscape box's new map had become an island nation. He also saw the Japanese leading the way in paying respects at the Golden Fruit Shrine, so he promptly slapped the box...

Nuclear wastewater flowing back in, Mount Fuji erupting, a magnitude-twelve earthquake, a thousand-meter tsunami, fire raining from the sky, and ten suns burning the island nation...

Thus began the Japanese people's endless suffering!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.