I Became a Weird NPC and Made Players Cry

I, Lu Ming, traveled through time and became a weird NPC. Start with a Yellow Spring Hotel. Here, as long as you can afford it, you'll be fine. Player A: I asked for a four-person room, and all the roommates in it are not human beings... Wuwuwu~ Player B: I was in a single room, but Sadako climbed out of the TV in the middle of the night. I gave her a tip, but before leaving, Sadako slapped me in the face and said, 'Other people have 108-inch color TVs, but mine is a 24-inch black and white TV.' She also called me a 'poor'! Player C: Huangquan Hotel is good anywhere, but it's too expensive~ Player Ding: The Immortal Jump is hard to guard against! ... Players who stay at the Huangquan Hotel, without exception, go in with their wallets bulging and come out with their wallets deflated. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.